NYC Prep vs. Bruno DiCorcia (Click to enlarge) aka me player hating for kicks

This post is basically for people who sat through the oh so painful premiere of NYC Prep on Bravo last night. Sebastian is the dude with the big hair, and big collars, he looks like a mix between a chubby girl, a surfer, and Tony Montana (he wears enormous collars over his blazers.) Basically he's the biggest douche ever with quotes like, "if you go to the right parties you could hook up with like two to sixteen girls a week." Well anyway it turns out an old friend of mine happens to be a lucky one of sixteen and happens to be dating this mega tool, which I didn't know when I wrote on her wall about recognizing the dude from NYC prep upon looking in her Facebook pictures, I wrote-

Then I hit Sebastian and his buddy with this question-


P.S. I would say I was being an asshole, but I'm sure they'll hear a lot worse.